Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need to calm my uterus...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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