i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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