is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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