that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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