addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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