i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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