i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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