haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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