Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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