can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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