There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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