a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We are two peas in an std pod
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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