you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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