How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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