to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he was CRYING into my vagina
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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