handjob tips. give me some.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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