found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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