If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
