Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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