Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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