I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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