So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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