1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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