I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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