In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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