i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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