You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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