good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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