I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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