i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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