My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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