Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize