Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
We smell like vodka and hangover
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