just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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