A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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