CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
