I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
