ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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