Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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