david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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