I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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