just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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