Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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