you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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