I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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