No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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