You really coming over, don't trick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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