He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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