No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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