It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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