im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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