"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Randomize
