talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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