Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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