Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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